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| I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you... |
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| If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn`t say hello, I`d say boo!... |
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| You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you`ll do... |
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| I`ll never forget the first time we met -- although, I`ll keep trying... |
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| Let`s play horse. I`ll be the front end and you be yourself.... |
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| Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn`t have given you worse advice... |
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| Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach... |
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| Well, I`ll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much... |
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| When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I`ll say it was your stupidity... |
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| We know that you would give your life for us... |
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| They say opposites attract... |
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| You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light... |
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| You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!... |
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| You`re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would... |
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| I admire you because I`ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat... |
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| You were born because your mother didn`t believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide... |
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| If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I`m glad... |
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| Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot... |
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| When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound... |
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