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| Actually, I never liked Dylan`s kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear... |
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| I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along... |
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| I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me... |
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| The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all ... |
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| When your daughter`s IQ reaches 50, she should sell... |
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| The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn`t coming... |
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| The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead... |
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| It`s impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others... |
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| Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!... |
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