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| I`ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me... |
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| I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly... |
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| Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness... |
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| I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you... |
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| If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn`t say hello, I`d say boo!... |
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| You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you`ll do... |
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| I`ll never forget the first time we met -- although, I`ll keep trying... |
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| Let`s play horse. I`ll be the front end and you be yourself.... |
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| Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn`t have given you worse advice... |
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| Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach... |
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| Well, I`ll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much... |
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| When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I`ll say it was your stupidity... |
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| We know that you would give your life for us... |
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| They say opposites attract... |
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| You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light... |
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| You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!... |
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| You`re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would... |
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| I admire you because I`ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat... |
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| You were born because your mother didn`t believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide... |
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