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| The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you... |
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| Don`t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working... |
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| You`re the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you... |
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| I`ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing... |
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| Well I`ll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much... |
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| When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I`ll say your stupidity... |
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| I`m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven`t had it yet... |
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| You`re like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on... |
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| You`re so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad... |
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| I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change... |
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| The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock`ll do... |
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| If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!... |
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| Your wife said she liked seafood... |
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| Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad... |
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| Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up... |
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| You`re so fat if you got your shoes shined, you`d have to take his word for it!... |
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| You`re so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it`s-coming-towa... |
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| You`re so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!... |
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| You`re so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!... |
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| You`re so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE... |
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