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ur so ugly that the only time u can get some girl ass is wen ur finger goes through da toilet paper and up ur ass... |
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the reason why your mom and dad made you is because they wanted to win a ugly child contest1st place: win $70,0002nd place: getting plastic surgery(for child)3rd place: 5 month supplies of candy... |
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Why don't you go down to 7/11 and pick up a half-gallon of kiss my ass... |
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Your village just called... |
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Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted... |
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Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You`re Still An Idiot... |
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Rating : 4.88, 41 votes.
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Your honor student swallows!... |
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Rating : 3.95, 21 votes.
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Your child may be an honors student, but You`re a moron... |
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You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool... |
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You can`t fix stupid... |
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Rating : 3.38, 13 votes.
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You are proof that God has a sense of humor... |
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Rating : 4.58, 12 votes.
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You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot... |
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Rating : 5.18, 16 votes.
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You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?... |
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Rating : 4.07, 15 votes.
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You`re the reason God created the middle finger... |
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Rating : 5.17, 17 votes.
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Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!... |
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Rating : 3.69, 13 votes.
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?... |
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Rating : 5.32, 13 votes.
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When I want your opinion, I`ll beat it out of you... |
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Rating : 4.85, 13 votes.
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Watch out for the idiot behind me... |
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Rating : 3.02, 35 votes.
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Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken`s ass and wait!... |
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Rating : 4.23, 13 votes.
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They call it `PMS` because `Mad Cow Disease` was already taken... |
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Rating : 5.30, 10 votes.
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