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A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on His face.
Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.
Man: Well, give me the really bad news first.
Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.
Man: And the bad news?
Doctor: You have Alzheimer`s disease.
Man: That`s great. I was afraid I had cancer!

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