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A cat goes to heaven
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A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, `You`ve been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.` The cats says, `Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.` God says, `Say no more.` And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, `All our lives we`ve had to run. We`ve been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn`t have to run anymore.` God says, `Say no more.` And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates. About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, `How are you doing? Are you happy here?` The cat yawns and stretches and says, `Oh, I`ve never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you`ve been sending over are the best!
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