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Old 07-01-2007, 02:25 AM
Ablang
 
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Default Taxes created by politicians

At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of
it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more, < BR>Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal e xcise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation
was
the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt,
had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to
raise the kids.

What happened? Can you spell "politicians!"

And I still have to "press 1" for English.

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times

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Old 07-02-2007, 11:28 PM
David Martel
 
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Default Re: Taxes created by politicians

Ablang,

An enjoyable poem. But the rant at the end is silly. To feed Washington's
army the founding father's borrowed money. The USA has been in debt ever
since.


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Old 09-08-2009, 07:42 AM
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hi
thanks for such a nice stuff which is giving the massage for responsibilities to care about the society and the other people.
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Old 02-01-2010, 08:35 AM
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What a poem! It include all taxes :P
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Old 03-11-2010, 10:29 AM
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nice poem
hurrrrraaaa!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-11-2010, 10:31 AM
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nice poem
hurrrrraaaa!!!!!!!!!


tax
tax
tax
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Old 05-30-2010, 02:13 PM
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Nice poem. In order to run the country taxes have to pay.
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Old 06-07-2010, 04:08 AM
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Gool memorandum about taxes.
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Old 06-22-2010, 03:09 PM
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whoah, too much tax.
I know my tax.but to read all those in one-liners.. yikes.
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Old 06-24-2010, 11:23 AM
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Hate taxes, hate them
Do you like taxes?
No, I hate'em
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